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5/31/07
5/20/07
Yeah, yeah, I didn't update last Monday, so here's a Sunday update. The reason? A rotten
tooth. I've been on painkillers for the last week, which has effectively fucked up my sleeping schedule. The tooth isn't in
pain anymore(thank the maker), so I'm up to being online. What does a toothache have to do with not being online? Well, when
you've got a rotten tooth that's throbbing with pain, it's hard to think without thoughts such as "I want to take a fucking
jackhammer to my mouth", and "God fucking dammit, I want to be rid of this damned tooth!" are constantly running through your
head.
Anyways, there's a new RLW. It's an awesome webcomic by the name of "Dr. McNinja". I'm
not going to spoil it for anybody, so I'll just say this: THIS COMIC IS FUCKING AWESOME! GO READ THIS AWESOME COMIC.
5/11/07
Yeah, I know it's a late update, blame Poke'mon Diamond. The new RLW is Newgrounds.
Yes, Newgrounds. If you don't know what Newgrounds is, you're severely behind the times. For those of you who are severely
behind the times, it's the biggest flash website on the net. There are flash toons, flash games, and even an audio portal.
There are some damned good flash artists there, but there are also flash artists who just plain suck, or like submitting crappy
movies/games. Don't let that keep you from checking out the site, because you just may miss out on something spectacular.
5/1/07
It's only an hour and a half late! Anyways, the new RLW is a site called "The
Many Faces of Egoraptor". It's awesome! Egoraptor is awesome, his site is awesome, and his voicework, flash movies, and artwork
are all awesome! It's an awesome palooza! An awesome fest of ginormous proportions! Just go and see for yourselves.
4/25/07
Beware the ever changing fonts!
Yeah, I said Monday, but I have a legitimate reason for not updating. Y'see, I got
food poisioning from bad fish. I sat down to update, and yarfed all over my floor. I yarfed up the fish, potatoes, and what
I assume was the lunchable I ate earlier. Ten minutes passed, and I yarfed up the red fruit punch I drank. It felt like I
swallowed a fucking bowling ball after that. Yes, I was online yesterday, and Monday, but the update completely escaped my
mind, until I was in bed last night.
Anyways, the new RLW is that of a webcomic. Yes, another webcomic. This time, it's
Lackadaisy. It's an old timey themed comic, using cats instead of humans. So no, it's not furry. They just use cats instead
of humans. The art style is simply gorgeous, and the plot is solid, and quite interesting. The characters are interesting,
too. I highly reccomend this webcomic to anyone with enough time to read webcomics.
4/13/07
Holy shit, it's an update! Well, not an actual update, just a reminder that I'm not
dead, and neither is the site. I know I've been lazy with updates, but I have a valid excuse for not updating the past five
weeks. I was in the midst of moving, again, and I just back online today. So yeah, there's no new RLW, or new content, however,
there will be Monday. I promise to get a new RLW up on Monday, and there's a big possibility of me providing a review for
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess(GCN version). I'll be updating more often from now on, most likely every Monday, and
I'll be working on more content for the site. So, expect to see an actual update Monday, and maybe some new content the following
week.
2/10/07
No, I'm not dead, just being extremely lazy. But fear not, for I have a new
RLW.
Are you an RPG nut? Do you seek a site that can quench your thirst for turn-based
combat, EXP building, and deep storylines? Well, look no further, because RPG Classics is an excellent source for RPG reviews,
and shrines filled with extensive info. Not only that, but you can create a shrine if you have the required knowledge of the
RPG you want to shrine.
Yeah, now on to the subject of me not updating for a month. There are a few
reasons. First, my PC crashed, wiping out everything, including the second chapter of a major fanfic saga I had planned. This
put me in a bad mood, thus I didn't feel like updating the site. Second, my ISP was being a bitch, and wouldn't let me sign
on to the web. Third, I was out of town, and just back a couple of days ago. Last but not least, an RPG board that I used
to be a member of, and just happened to be the place I got my internet reputation started, was just rebuilt, after two years
of non-existance. Naturally, I joined up as soon as I could, and my urge to RP has been restored. What is the name of this
RP board, you may be wondering? Well, I'll put a link in the links section. I warn you, it is a Rockman/Megaman X influenced
RP, so if you don't know anything about the Rockman/Megaman X universe, you might not understand it.
1/4/07
Yay, a new year has begun. Forgive me for not being happy, but I'm in a sour mood. I'm
just posting to say the next update may be a little late, but rejoice, for I shall have not only a new RLW, but also a new
rant! I'm actually going to add something to the site! This rant will expand upon my first rant about internet drama, and
feature me cussing up a storm.
Also, sometime this month, or next, I'll be getting a headset for my computer. I shall
finally reveal my voice to the web! So, I'll be checking into adding soundclips to the site, and maybe even some audio rants.
I'm actually pysched about this development, because it opens up a whole new range of fun I can have on the net. I could voice
act for flashtoons, torture people online with my singing, or even be on some oline radio show.
Last but not least; I know the text has been constantly changing the last few updates.
I'm still trying to decide on a permanent form of update text.
12/30/06
Damn, it's been nearly three weeks since an update. Oh well, it was the holidays
after all. Anyways, I actually have a new RLW. Well, for all you UK Sonic fans out, you may like the new RLW. It's an online
continuation of Sonic the Comic UK, and I find it quite entertaining. I know enough about the basic storyline(Kintobor+Rotten
Egg+Chaos Energy=Robotnik, Johnny Lightfoot died, Super Sonic is a crazed pyscho, a member of the race of fish-like beings
known as Drakons was Chaos, etc.) The art is excellent, although the styles change from time to time, and the storyline is
quite engaging. I highly recommend this site to any Sonic the Comic fan. I actually think I'd follow the storyline of the
UK comic, better than the Archie Sonic comic, which has many, many, plot twists, and too many branching storylines, in my
opinion.
12/10/06
This not an official update, just a warning.
Lately I've been feeling like shit, and not emotionally. I mean pysichally. My throat is sore, my
sinues are showing signs of going haywire, and headaches are starting to form. I must admit, I'm kinda scared about this,
seeing as I haven't even had a cold for over a year. I'm worried I'm not as invulnerable as I was, and that this could a years
worth of illness hitting me head on. Maybe I'm being a bit paranoid, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm feeling like
crap as I type this. I'll be taking it easy until I'm feeling better, which will hopefully in a couple of days, although it
could be longer. So, just incase you don't hear from for about a week, then you know the reason. If I feel up to it, I may
get online, but only for brief periods of time, seeing as moving text, and scrolling is intensifying my headaches, and making
me nauseous. Remember, I said IF. I apologize for any incoviencies this causes, but my health comes first in this case. If
anyone needs to contact me, chances are it would be best if it was in the form of an email. I know will all sorely miss my
sarcastic wit, and inflated, but not out of control ego, but it was bound to happen soon. Hopefully when I return, I can get
some actual content on the site. Anyone willing to help with that can send me an email, or sign the guestbook.
12/9/06
Whoa, update's almost a week late. Sorry about that, Final
Fantasy III for the DS has claimed half of that time. The other half, I was just being lazy.
On the topic of Final Fantasy III, I have to say it's a damn good game. I'm only
halfway through it, I think, but so far it's been pretty good. When I fully beat the game, you can expect a review for it
up on the site. It's weird, I was going to buy Phantasy Star Collection for the GBA, but it wasn't there, so I figured I'd
settle for FFIII DS. I was in for a suprise when I turned the game on. The beautiful opening had me captivated, and the graphics
are pretty damn good for a DS game. If you like the Final Fantasy brand of RPGs, then I highly suggest you get this game.
Now for the RLW. This time, it's one of, if not THE best Breath of Fire fansite
on the web. I'm also a member of the forum, so that should speak for it's greatness. If you've got some free time, I suggest
you check it out.
11/27/06
Yes, the update is on time. You're all lucky, seeing as my AOL browser is being laggy.
My online time for the next few days may be cut down just a bit due to this.
Anyway, the new RLW is Planet Zebeth: Metroid With a Twist. It's the best Metroid webcomic
on the net. There's 700+ comics to read through, so you'd best start now.
And yes, I am trying out a new font. I may be putzing around with the font, and other
little things for the next few updates, but don't worry, I'll settle on something.
11/22/06
Can it possibly be? Me, updating so soon? Well, there's no new RLW, seeing as it's not Monday, but
I do have a rant buzzing around in my mind. Since you visitors are so special to me, I'd thought I'd put this one on the front
page, so everybody who finds this site will get a glimpse of it.
Now, It has been brought to my attention that the new Legend of Zelda game for the Wii
has been given a rating somewhere in the high eight region by GameSpot. Some people are moaning about it, and pretending
to be emo. "Boohoo, the new Zelda game didn't get a perfect ten, the raters suck." That is a load of bullshit from a
bunch of morons. So the new Zelda game didn't get a perfect score, big fucking deal. Obviously, every videogame is going to
have at least one flaw, maybe more, depending on who plays it, and their personal opinion. I myself am a huge Zelda fan, but
that doesn't mean I'm going to flame somebody who has played it, and finds a flaw or two. Besides, why should anybody care
what other people think of a certain game. If you like a game, then why the hell should you care what somebody you don't even
know thinks about it. What are you people, a bunch of mindless drones who only do what other people you don't even know think
is cool? If that's the case, then I better start mindlessly having sex with everything that crosses my path, and then go get
stoned beyond belief, before doing something stupid, that could possibly wind up with me dead. Stop whining about trivial
shit, and get on with your lives, you fucking assholes! Get some common sense, and stop bitching! Phew, that's a load of my
shoulders. Oh, If any of you whiners are insulted by this, feel free to e-mail me with your thoughts. I await your replies
with open arms.
11/20/06
It has come to my attention that it is Monday, the day I usually(try to) update. Well, you are in
luck, for I have a new RLW. It is another Phantasy Star site, with some different content than the previous one. If you like,
Classic Phantasy Star, then I highly suggest you take a look at this site. If you don't don't like Classic PS, then too bad.
This is my site, and I will link to what I want to.
11/16/06
Holy fucking monkey shit, I'm updating?!
Yes, I'm actaully in a decent mood, so I thought I'd finally update, even though my lack of sleep
continues.
I've got a new Opinions of a Smartass up. This one is about Phantasy Star, and how I feel about
the changes of the storyline, and shit. I would like to make something very clear: I do not want anybody to contact and start
shit, just because I'm not as fond of the Online versions, as I am of the classics. If I get any bullshit saying that the
Online versions are better, I'll counter with this: The Classic Phantasy Star was created in 1988, and without it's creation,
the online verions would not exist, therefore, the classics are better. Yes, I will use logic, so don't fuck with me, unless
you want to be made a fool of.
In keeping with my craving for Classic Phantasy Star, the new RLW is that of an awesome Phantasy
Star page. There is a great amount of knowledge, as well as some fanart, and apparently, some epic fanfics, which I haven't
had the time to read(Yes, I'm a lazy bastard. I've mentioned this fact several times).
If you want links to other awesome Phantasy Star sites I have bookmarked, feel free to cantact me,
and I'll happily give them to you.
11/15/08
Yeah, I know it's been two weeks since I've had any new RLWs, but right now, I could fucking care
less. My sleeping schedule has been really fucked up for the past week, and the headache I mentioned turned out to be a fucking
cavity. Yeah, no big deal right? Fucking wrong! I have never had a cavity in my twenty-one years of life, and now, I get to
look forward to getting a needle jammed in my bums, and then having a drill bore through my fucking tooth. I'd prefer having
it pulled, but since that is considered a surgery, it would cost more, and seeing as life likes to screw me over every so
often, it comes as no suprise. As if that wasn't enough, I get the craving to play the best damn RPG for the SNES(Chrono Trigger),
and I can't find the fucking cartridge. I've been searching for the last week, but have found no trace of it. I paid eighty
fucking dollars for one SNES game, and when I get the urge to play it, I can't fucking find it! "You could always buy another
copy." I could, but it would most likely cost me more than it was the first time around, that, and the fact that I had three
kickass save files, where everyone was at level ninty-nine, and had the best equipment possible. That took me nearly a fucking
year to achieve, and I'm not too keen on trying to accomplish that feat again. "You could always download a ROM." Yes, if
I wanted to fuck up my PC, and go through hell getting it back to working order.
So yeah, I'm in a fucking sour mood, and have been for the past week. If I'm feeling up to it, I'll
probably update again monday, but until then, I'm taking a break for all of my responsibilities, off and online. Sure, I'll
be posting at forums, and what-not, but I do that for fun, not because it's a responsibility.
11/08/06
Yeah, the update is gonna be later than expected. To those who wonder why I don't just throw a RLW
out right now, I'll tell you. I don't just randomly click on link in my favorites, and post it on the site. I have to actually
consider what I post. Should I post a site that has a bit of everything, or should I post a site that appeals to a certain
demographic? Should I post something informative, or something humorous? Then it just branches off from there.
The reason behind the lack of any new content or a new RLW is lack of fucking sleep. I've been up
all day, without any fucking sleep, and I have a bit of a headache. "A headache? That's nothing big". Yeah, well fuck whoever
was thinking that. Not only that, but idiocy on the internet seems to be doubled today. "Oh, I'm gonna write a fic, with absolutely
no description at all, and then get all bitchy and defensive when someone tries to give me sound advice, that would possibly
help me improve my already crappy skills". "I'm gonna take a sprite, and just crappily paint over it in paint. I won't even
put any effort into it". Yeah, fuck the idiots that do crappy work, and then get all defensive when someone points out their
fuck-ups. Then, they have the balls to submit more craptastic work, and then bitch when someone points out that their work
still sucks, and that they blantantly ignored all the advice given to them in the past. Here's my message to all those morons
who submit crappy fics, or artwork, and expect to be showered with praise:GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES!
YOU ARE NOT THE GREATEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD! YOU ARE NOT AN EXPERT! YOU EXPECT TO BE PRAISED FOR CRAPPY WORK, BUT WHEN
YOU AREN'T, YOU THROW A FUCKING TANTRUM, AND BITCH AND WHINE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE NEW TO THIS, THINKING THAT BY USING THAT EXCUSE,
YOU ARE EXEMPT FROM RECIEVING NEGATIVE FEEDBACK!
There you have it. A rant brought on by a lack of sleep, and a surge of idiocy on the internet.
So long, and good fucking night, or afternoon in my case.
11/06/06
So, hear I am, typing this at six in the fucking morning, wondering why the hell I can't get
to sleep. As if that wasn't bad enough, my eyes have been tainted with unholy images courtesy of the internet. Even now, they
still haunt my mind, causing my eye to twitch uncontrollably. Sure, I've seen some weird shit before, but the images I saw
violently raped my childhood, before beheading it, hollowing out it's skull with a shit covered spoon, and then tops it all
off by shitting in the empty skull, and pissing down the exposed throat. Truly, my mind will never be the same. I can already
feel my braincells spontaneously combusting as the dsturbing images torment me.
So, yeah, the update may be a day late. I need time to repress this experience, possibly resulting
in A) Me beating my head against the wall, or B) Me being carried away by men in white, and placed in a blindingly white rubber
room, while the images continue to haunt me.
11/05/06
I added a guestbook, and a hit counter. I also deleted the forum link at the top of the page, since
you can there using the link in the sidebar.
10/30/06(Part Two)
There wasn't going to be a part two to this update, but I've got something to get off my chest.
All CJF Forumgoers are exempt from this rant, but if they want to read for it's entertainment value, then that's fine.
Okay, I know there are others not from CJF who view this site, and most likely have opinions about
it. Well, why don't you share those opinions, or any comments or citiscism for that matter. I have my contact info up on the
contacts page, all you have to do is click it. Hell, I even put up my AIM screenname, subjecting myself to possible idiotic
convos from some morons. I fail to see what the fuck is so hard about clicking a link, or typing an average size name. Surely
those who have time click a multitude of links, just to get a torrent of porn, or those who have time to waste typing in random
words, just to quench their boredom have enough time to click a simple link, and tell me their thoughts about the site, or
submit something. Surely you can stop beating your meat long enough to send a simple email! Do I have to offer up free gifts
for comments? If any of you reading this thought "yes", then go fuck yourselves with a rusty pipe, and then shoot yourselves
in the fucking head. I sure as hell will not give away anything of mine just to appease some moron. I don't ask for much,
just some acknowledgement of my existance. Yes, I'm pissed, and with good reason! You know what? I just may suspend the RLW,
and every other feature of the site, until a Non-CJF member submits something.
10/30/06
Weeeeelllllll, it's time for an update. That's right, I'm back on schedule, which means You'll be
seeing updates on mondays like you're supposed to.
I've got new RLW. This time it's NuklearPower, where one of the greatest webcomics in existance
is hosted. I'm talking about none other than 8 BIT THEATRE!!!! Yes, the awesome, astounding, marvelous webcomic that is known
across the web. Not only is 8 Bit Theatre there, but there's some extra features to take in, as well.
GO READ THIS COMIC!!
Yes, it's that good.
Oh, and Happy Halloween.
10/26/06
I've added a couple of links to My favorites page. Check the section out to find out what awesome
sites they link to.
10/24/06
Yeah, yeah it's late, so sue me. Read my last update if you need to know why, otherwise, cram a
sock in it.
Well, this time around, I'll be doing more than throwing out a new RLW. I'm creating an archive
for all the past updates, so the page won't stretch so far down. Yeah, I know I spoil all you viewers, but you're worth it.
The new RLW is that of a webcomic. Yes I know, I've linked to many webcomics, but I am big on webcomics.
The comic is basically about two roomates who deal with randomness on a regular basis. I just love the iMonkey, and it's shenanigans.
10/13/06
Yeah, I know the update is pretty late, but this is my site, and if want update late, then by god,
I'll update late. Speaking of updates, the next few may be off schedule. I should be back into updating every Monday after
Halloween is over.
The new RLW is a handdrawn webcomic called Shortpacked. It revolves around the happenings of toy
store employees, and is the very comic that coined this phrase: "I'm Batman, and I can breathe in space." This link was submitted
by Argus/Swift of CJF.
Why is it that only CJF members see fit to submit RLWs, rants, or reviews? I know people who aren't
members there view this site. My email is posted on the contacts page, you just have to click the link. I'll tell you what.
For those of you non-CJFers who are too lazy to click a damned link, I'll put my e-mail adress in typing, and I'll throw in
my AIM screenname.
10/4/06
Yeah, yeah, it's a day later than I promised, so sue me. The new RLW is the best damn Transformers
site on the web. It was submitted by CJMErl of CJF. There's extensive picture galleries, a plethora of resources, and breaking
news around the clock.
10/2/06
The last two weeks were just hectic. I've just been feeling blah, and I had to literally force myself
to come online and post. I managed to make an update at the Rebellion site, but I haven't felt like doing anything else besides
posting a bit. It may seem like my posts were normal, but I forced myself to be in a good mood, which lasted until I was done
posting, and then I went back to feeling like shit.
Anyways, you can expect an update later this evening or tommorow.
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